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Wednesday, November
4th, 2009
X & Y r close frnds.
One day x says to y
I m feeling like lost of my Heart
Y replied that I keep it safely
Beside of my heart for a pair
And it stays as a friend 4ever .
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by V.Chandra Sekhar
Jatni, Orissa |
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Wednesday, November
4th, 2009
Watch "AAj Tak NEWS" now.
75 college GIRL r Admitted in Apollo Hospital 4 suicide
attempt?
Reason-
My mobile was swithtd off, last night.
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by james
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Wednesday, November
4th, 2009
What’s the diff between
Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Submitted
by Pilu
delhi india |
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Wednesday, November
4th, 2009
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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by Lovely
India |
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Monday, November
2nd, 2009
Fren iz not d collection
of hearts but
its d selection of hearts,
all frens r not true but
true frens r very few dat includes u.
Submitted
by Saroj
Bhaktapur,Nepal |
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Monday, November
2nd, 2009
In one great word my breath is,
That breath is for you,
you is for me,
I is for you,
Everything is for one word
That is great LOVE.
LLLLLLOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE
This sms is dedicated to my sweet partner - nancey mala.
Submitted
by S.Teekaram
Bangalore, India |
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Monday, November
2nd, 2009
THE BEST WORDS EVER SPOKEN BY A TRUE LOVE TO HIS\HER LOVER -
"I M JEALOUS OF THOSE
WHO EVER HUGGED U , B'COZ THEY TOUCHED MY WORLD FOR A WHILE"
Submitted
by MEGHALI AGRAWAL
GORAKHPUR , INDIA |
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Monday, November
2nd, 2009
God, today accelerate me from my minimum level to my maximum
height and
don't allow any force of gravity to decelerate me.
Submitted
by Ogunsan bunmi
Abeokuta, Nigeria |
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Monday, November
2nd, 2009
Ghar me practice karna:
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
Submitted
by Nikhil
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Monday, November
2nd, 2009
I HATE U ,HATE U AND JUST HATE U BOLKAR MERA DIL KAVI NA
TODNA DEAR
COZ I LOVE U MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF.
Submitted
by SAURAV ARAN
"THE NETHERLANDS" |
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Monday, November
2nd, 2009
Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Gusse ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko ok,
Dil ko karo vibrate,
Phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari bajti hai.......
Submitted
by Md Zulquarnain
Deoghar,India |
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Monday, November
2nd, 2009
Divorse ke baad husband: "Bacha mera hai"
Wife :- wah ji wah!
bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa nimbu kya nichod diya, pura
paneer tera!
Submitted
by Dipesh
Pardi |
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Monday, November
2nd, 2009
Girl: Love kaise karte hai...??
Boy:
"L" ko Pakadkar
"O" ko Dabakar
"V" me dalkar...
Jab "E" ki awaz aye to samaj lo pyar ho gaya
Submitted
by Dipesh
Pardi |
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Monday, November
2nd, 2009
Q: Agar do pipal k Pedon ko 1 rassi se bandh diya jaye to us
rassi ko kya kahenge?
A:Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA-Connecting pipal.
Submitted
by Tassu
Baroda |
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