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A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600 |
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Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!
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What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS
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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!
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Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
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Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any. 1
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
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How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache! |
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