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Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A: A Moti-vaiting. |
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Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.
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Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho! Premika: Dhokla.
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Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.
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Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.
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Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
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The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
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When u r down & no one is there, don’t think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don’t just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
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Look at the world around u; u’ll see God’s creativity. Look at the breakfast table; u’ll c God’s providence. Look at the mirror u’ll c God’s sense of humor.
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A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!
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You should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
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Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
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God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
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I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the window… I look down &then… I lauf again
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? |
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