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Tuesday,
July 7th, 2009
I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
Submitted by Jayesh Thakur
Nanital, India |
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Tuesday,
July 7th, 2009
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Submitted
by Jakky
chennai, India |
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Tuesday,
July 7th, 2009
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru(Medicine
& Whisky)?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Submitted
by Pursotam
delhi, india |
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Tuesday,
July 7th, 2009
I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!
Submitted
by SweetCrazyBoy SMS Jokes
patna |
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Tuesday,
July 7th, 2009
Love is like a chewing gum,
it tastes only in the beginning!
But friendship is like chocolate,
it tastes till it ends!
Submitted
by Kapil Mathur
gagoi, tamil nadu, india |
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Tuesday,
July 7th, 2009
As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.
Submitted
by lov
simla, india |
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Tuesday,
July 7th, 2009
If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!
Submitted
by Jayant patil
Mumbai |
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Tuesday,
July 7th, 2009
Teacher: Agar electricity invent nhi hoti to
kya hota???
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Student: Hume Candle jala kar tv dekhna padta..
Submitted
by Jayant patil
Mumbai |
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Tuesday,
July 7th, 2009
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Submitted
by Sarita
India |
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Tuesday,
July 7th, 2009
tod do kasam jo khayi hai,
kabhi yaad kar lene mai kya burai hai,
yaad apko bina kiye raha b to nahi jata,
dil mai jo jagah apne aisi banai hai.
Submitted
by Manoj Goswami
Delhi,India |
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