Adult Jokes SMS, Latest Adult Jokes Messages for Mobile

Adult Jokes SMS Messages - Pick some of the non-veg jokes and Sms and send them to your friends. Jokes are loved by all. They make everyone smile and laugh. And as doctors suggest, laughter is very good for health. So read some of these amazing Adult Jokes and lighten your mood. What happens when an adult cracks a joke? Well, we get an Adult Joke! So don't just read and have all the fun by yourself, start sharing these with your dear ones! Quick!

Ek Bhikari Ka X-Ray

Bhikari Train Me Apna
X-RAY Liye Bheek Mang Raha Tha,
Tabhi Ek Doctor Bola - Saale Pichwade ka
X-RAY Dikha Ke Bolta Hai,
Dekho ,Mere Dil Me Ched Hai.

Ek sawaal jo kar dega aapki nind haram.

Ek sawaal jo kar dega aapki nind haram,
agar aapke saath ek hi bed par
ek hi side nangi sexy ladki
or dusri side nanga ladka leta ho
to aap kiski taraf "Gaand" karke letoge.

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If i sleep with your best friend

HUSBAND: If i sleep with your best friend
what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
WIFE: That are you a Gay.

The Girl Will Look SEXY

What is the difference When
A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?
Ans:
The Girl Will Look
SEXY
&
The Boy
.
.
.
A CHURCH BELL!

Husband is like a Mobile Phone

During sex , wife says, u r like a mobile phone,
Husband: do I vibrate a lot?
Wife: no , when u get into tunnel u lose ur network.

Raat K Andhere Me

Ek Larka-Larki Aha!
Raat K Andhere Me Aha!
Jhari K Pichhe Aha!
Daba-Daba K Aha!
Choos-Choos K Aha!
Fruity Pee Rahe The!!!

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I make ur Wife scream more than u

A man got home late one day
N finds a rat in his bedroom,
picks up a boot to smash the rat
n suddenly the rat screams loudly
"I know why u want to kill me!"
the man paused n asked why? n the rat replied"
coz I make ur wife scream more than u do!

Height of Social Networking status.

A woman recently changed her facebook status:
"I got my periods"
20 Guys
"Liked" it..
30 guys commented
"thank god"..

After few minutes few drops came out.

A girl was holding BFs cookk for d first time.
After few minutes few drops came out.
Girl askd-
Ye kya hai?
Boy-
ye to khushi ke aansoo hai pagli.

Angry Husband vs Mother-in-law

Angry Husband sends
SMS to his mother-in-law
"Your product not
cooking food properly"
Smart Mother-in-law replied
"Product sold,
Seal opened,
Warranty expired,
Manufacturer not responsible"

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