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Bachelorhood is always associated with fun and freedom. People throw bachelor parties to celebrate the upcoming marriages. There is an everlasting humour hidden in all the Bachelor jokes. Get ready to share some funky bachelor jokes with your friends. You can also tickle the funny bones of your soon to be married friends. They will definitely understand the meaning once they get married if they are not able to understand them right now. You will be amazed to find such a big wonderful collection of jokes based on a single life. Bachelors are generally careless and this attitude of them gives way to many funny jokes based on them. Entertain your friends with the help of these witty and funny Bachelors’ joke. Laughter is the best medicine so send this dose of funny jokes to your loved ones. They will definitely forward them to their friends. Bachelor’s jokes will put you in your highest spirits!

Bachelors should be taxed

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

God's gift to Women

What do you do with a bachelor
who thinks he's God's gift to women?
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.
.
Exchange him

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Thinking of Bachelor's and Married men

Bachelor Think that,MARRIED man are LUCKY ..
Married think that ,BACHELOR are LUCKY...
The point is that Married think at DAY TIME
&
Bachelors think at NIGHT...

Mujhe Bivi Chahiye

Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan
Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy
Ay Merey lovly Maa baap Mujhe “Bivi”Chahiye
Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do
Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe baraat Chahiye
kr di he akhri baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahye
Dedicated to all kunwara party.

Husband's wish in a wishing well

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a coin.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she leaned over too much,
fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while
but then smiled andd said
.
.
"It really works ! "

Room's Before and After Marriage

>Perfumes
>Love Letters
>PC & Cds.
>Greetings Cards
>Air freshner.
>Different Sims along different packages with one mobile.
>Books that have never been read.
And.....
“PEACE”.
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.
.
After Marriage
Electricity and Gas Bills.
And
So friends This is the time to Enjoy ur life
Happy Bachelor’s
life.
Dedicated to all my bachelor

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Santa with Bachelor's Degree

Santa’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Santa: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate ?Bachelor Again?.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is ?
Married Again?.

Every man should get married

Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not
the only thing in life!!

Bachelor LIFE IS THE BEST

He+She= love.
he+she+love= marriage.
he+she+love+marriage= child.
he+she+love+marriage+child= family.
AND
he+she+love+mar.+child+family= Problem.
So my dear friend
EAST OR WEST
Bachelor LIFE IS THE BEST

When you're single, your pockets will jingle

Facebook status of a bachelor :
"When you're single,
your pockets will jingle."

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