Boys v/s Girls SMS, Latest Boys v/s Girls Messages for Mobile

Larki To Tez Nikli

Boy:

Agar Me Kahon...

K Mujhko Tumse Mohabat hai,

Meri Bus Yehi Chahat hai

To Kya Kaho Gi..?

Girl:

Me Tumse Kahungi, is Baat ko Agar Tum.

Mujhe Ghuma Phira k Kehte,

Kahin Khaana KhiLa k Kehty,

Mujhy Mobile Dila k Kehty,

Us me Balance Dalwa k Kehtey...
TO ACCHAAA HOOTAAAA.

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_//_ Oye hoye! Bachi to taiz nikli!

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_/ _: Rhne de yar koi or dakh
ch0r usko bh0l ja....

Sab Larkay Ek Jaisay Kyon Hotay Ho

Girl-

Tum Larkay Sb Ek Jaisay Kyon Hotay Ho?

Nice Reply Given By Boy-

"Tum Sb ko Try Kyon Karti Ho"?

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Full form of Boys and Girls

Full form of GIRL:

G- Gussa hamesha nAAk pe

I- INNocent sirf shakal se

R- Roney ki automatic machine

L- Larai mein sabki nAAni

FuLL form Of BOyS:

B- Badmashiyon mein sab se AAgey

O- Ollu Ki Tarah rAAt mein JAAgen

Y- YAArian Nibhate JAAn Laga Ke 

S- SharEEf sirf apny bAAp k AAgey

When going on dinner with your GF

One Economical thought:
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"The best line which helps 2 save money
when going on dinner with ur GF:
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Bol kiya khayegi
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MOTI.

Aaj Tumhari Bahot Yaad Aa Rahi Hai

Girlfriend on phone:
Hi dear aaj tumhari bahot
yaad aa rahi hai,
I seriously miss you..
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Boyfriend: Arey...abhi to baat ki hum ne...
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GF: Oh, phir se
tera number lag gya...sorry!

Aisi Baat Jis Main Dukh Bhi Aur Khushi Bhi

Boy to Girl: Koi aisi baat kaho,
jis main dukh bhi ho aur khushi bhi.
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Girl: I love you Bhai.

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Love letter by a Mathematician

Love letter by a mathematician: My dear love,
yesterday I was passing by your
rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose , parabolic chin and
spherical eyes , standing in a triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set,
but when a vector of magnitude from your eyes
at a deviation of theta radiands
made a tangent to my heart, it is integrated.

My love for you is a
quadratic equation with real roots.

Girl: Tauba hey. Aesey pyar ka kiya karna
jis ka letter samjhnay k lye mujhey
second year ka maths parrhna parrey..!!

Main Kesi Lug Rahi Hun?

Khatarnak insult...

Girl to Boy:

Main kesi lug rahi hun?

Abhi Beauty parlour se ayi hun.

Boy:

To??

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Band tha kya ?? :

Tum Kon C Cream Use Karti Ho

Boy to Girl:

"Tum kon c cream use karti ho?

Girl khush ho k:

"Koi b to nahi -)

Boy:

"To kar Liya kar, Kaali!

Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun Kehte Hai

Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hy?
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Kyun k Ye Aurat ki tarha
Kbi Seedhi Nahi Ho Skti,
pr hoti boht SWEET hy.
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Fwd To All Jalebees.

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