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Girls got crazy for a Handsome boy

A hands0m Boy enter in the class room..
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All girls got crazy for him..
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They all stand in his way,,
but after his reply
they all had almost died..
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What he said.. ???
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He said..
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Bhenji jaga dain..
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Jhaaru lagana hai...)

Jis Din Se Tumse Mila Hun

Boy: Jis Din se tumse mila hun,

maine Shrab or Cigret nhi pi,

Girl: Mre Pyar ne tmhe Sudhar diya na,

Boy: SHUT UP, tmhri wjah se
meri jaib khali rhti hy

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I am at the Bank

Girlfriend called her boyfriend
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Gf : honey where are you?
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Bf : I'm at the bank.
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Gf : Dear, please I need 3000 to do My hair
And 10,000 to buy a dress.
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Bf : ohhoo, I meant I was at the bank of a River.!!!
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Machi chahiye tumko Machi??

Tumhari Zulfoon Ke Liye Main Kiya Laya

Boy frnd (Bohat romantic andaz meY):

Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya!!!

Girl frnd: Kiya?

Boy Frnd:  Bareek Kangi..

When 3 boys proposed a girl...

3 boys proposed a girl
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1st:

Mai tmhare lye apni jan dy skta hon
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Girl:

Wo to sb kehte hain
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2nd:

Mai tmhare lye chand tary tor kr la skta hon
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Girl:

Purana dailouge hy
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3rd:

Main tmhain apna Facebook password

Dy skta hon

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Girl:

*Ankho mai ansu k sath*

Pagal itna chahte ho muje

2 female friends v/s 2 male friends

2 female frnds face to face:

1st: Hi shweet heart ..

2nd: aww hi luv missed u alot..

n when they talk on their backs abt them ..

1st: she is so mean ..

2nd: she is such a bitch ..

2 male frnds face to face:

1st: salay kameenay kesa hay .. aaj bara cheesaa lag raha hay ?

2nd: bhen ka rishta de de phir .. Yay

n when they talk on their backs abt them ..

1st: boht cheeta bnda hay yaar ..

2nd: bhai hay woh apna ..

Fact....

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Attitude at its Peak

Attitude Reloaded...
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Boy: I Hate You...
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Girl: What A Co-Incidence.

When Boys and Girls talk in Class

Sir in class (boys talking)

Who the hell is making noise,
I'll mark ur absence and deduct 1 mark.. >
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Sir in class (girlz talking)
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Han jiii.. kyaa batein horae hen..
hmmmm hmen bhi tobtaen na

Kya Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karogi

Boy: Main last time pooch raha hoon,
kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?

Girl: Naheen.

Boy: Soch lo.

Girl: Kaha na nahin.

Boy: Waiter! Bill alag alag lana.

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