Boys v/s Girls SMS, Latest Boys v/s Girls Messages for Mobile

Height of PagalPanti

Boy: kesi ho?

Girl: f9 Smile

Boy: missing me?

Girl: Tounge

Boy: yar meri tbiyat khrab hy

Girl: Wow

Boy: aj kesa din guzra?

Girl: -)

Boy: busy ho?

Girl: nhi

Boy: Koi pas hy?

Girl: nhi

Boy: Tou pagal ki bachi
munh se kuch phoot bhi,
apne abbu ki shaklay q send kr rahi he..

Revenge after being Rejected

Height of revenge:
.
After being rejected by her,
I started driving Rickshaw
In her street and now.....
.
I reject her every day.

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Larkay Larkiyon Se Nek Hote Hain

News k mutabiq ye bt sabit hoi hai
.
K
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Larkay Larkiyon se zyada nek hote hain
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Q.K
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Jab koi larka larki ko dekhta hai to
us ki zaban se foran ye Nikalta hai
.
(MASHA ALLAH)
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(SUBHAN ALLAH)
.
AUR
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Jab koi larki larke ko
daikhti hai to kehti hai
.
(KAMINA)
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(KUTTA)
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(ZALIL)
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Jab dekho ghorta hi rehta hai
.
.
Isliye Larkon Ko Ziyada
Nek Qrar Diya Gaya Hai.

I love U I cant live without U

Girl: I love U I cant live without U,
Mar Jaungi, Mit Jaungi,
Tumhre Payar Me Fanah Ho Jaun Gi...
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.
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Boy: Han Chal Dekh Le
Jesa Tujhe Munasib Lagy

Vaadon Or Yaadon Me Kya Fark Hy

Hum Nay Un Se Pocha K
Vaadon Or Yaadon Me Kya Fark Hy?
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.
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Wo Boli
..
.
"Bhai Mujhe Nahi Pata,
Tum Google Pay Search Kar Lo"

When a girl Failed In English

Boy : I Heard You Failed In English..??
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Girl: Who Telled You..? It Is Unpossible..!!
i Sawd The Result Yesterday,
I Passed Away..!!
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Boy: Ok Bye
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Girl: Buy Buy GOD Blast u

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A Boy and Girlfriend In an Italian Restaurant

A Boy Took Her Girlfriend To An
Italian Restaurant Just To Impress Her.

The Boy Called The Waiter And Asked To Bring The Menu.

After Reading The Menu,

The Boy Ordered:

"Hey Waiter!

Bring

Aldrickeo Papazenui."

Waiter:

"Sorry Sir,

That's The Owner's Name..

Please Order Food.

Aaj Kis Color K Kapray Pehne Hai

Girl & Boy on Phone:
Boy: Hello aaj kis color k kapray pehne hai tm ne?
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Girl: Tumko bus yehi sab fazul baatein karni hoti hai.?
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Boy: 0oh ok.. Tell me,
Hw should SBP fight these inflationary trends
wid minimum intervention in the money markets?
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Girl: hmmmn. Pink color k.. Jo EiD pe pehny thy

Aap Mujhe Lift Do Main Apko Number Dungi

Girl : Aap mujhe lift dein gay
to main apko apna numbr dungi.....

Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chor don ga,
nmbr wmbr rhne do.
Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena

Moral :- "Mehangayee ne larkon ko bhi
shareef bana diya hai

Units To Measure Love and Friendship

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure Weight,
Height & Distance But Not
Love, Friendship & Trust? .
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Boy Thought For A While...
Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I am Already Failed In Physics

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