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I am not a Fred Flintstone

I’m no fred flintstone
but I’ll make ur bedrock

Do you like Raisins?

Do you like raisins?
How about a date?

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Here is 10p to phone your mom

HERE’S 10p GO AND PHONE YER MAM
AND TELL HER YOU WOAN’T
BE COMING HOME TONITE!

Do you have a map?

Do you have a map?
Because I keep getting
lost in your eyes!

I can not talk to you any more

Sorry I can’t talk 2 u any more,
the doctor told me I’m diabetic and
I cant stand sweet things like u

If you want 24 carrots

If you want a carrot, its yours.
If you want 24 carrots,
keep on walking lady!

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Satisfaction of turning me down

Hi, I just wanted to give you
the satisfaction of turning me down;
go ahead say no.

Do you like maths?

Do you like maths?
if so add a bed subtract ur clothes
divide your legs and we can multiply!

Feeling a little off today

I’m feeling a little off today.
Would you mind turning me on?

A Hell of a Thief

You must be a hell
of a thief ’cause
you stole my heart
from across the room.

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