I’m no fred flintstone
but I’ll make ur bedrock

Do you like raisins?
How about a date?

HERE’S 10p GO AND PHONE YER MAM
AND TELL HER YOU WOAN’T
BE COMING HOME TONITE!

Do you have a map?
Because I keep getting
lost in your eyes!

Sorry I can’t talk 2 u any more,
the doctor told me I’m diabetic and
I cant stand sweet things like u

If you want a carrot, its yours.
If you want 24 carrots,
keep on walking lady!

Hi, I just wanted to give you
the satisfaction of turning me down;
go ahead say no.

Do you like maths?
if so add a bed subtract ur clothes
divide your legs and we can multiply!

I’m feeling a little off today.
Would you mind turning me on?

You must be a hell
of a thief ’cause
you stole my heart
from across the room.