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Cid Jokes SMS Messages - Funny CID Pj's and rajnikanth jokes are now back in action. Sharing these CID jokes as text messages and Sms will share joy and laughter with your friends and close one's. Crime Investigation Department will solve every case at hand. Not a single criminal can escape through it's feathers. And as the CID team solves the mystery by making right assumptions, we have a set of funny CID jokes just for you!

Andhere Me Nikal Pade Hai Jasus

Raat k andhere me nikal pade hai jasus,
ACP bola,
Daya zara pata to lagao,
ye aam, Kesar hai ya Haafus..?

Akbar Ka Baap Kon Tha

CID+KBC+ONCE UPON Pj
Sultan mirza bahut bada don tha
ACP: "Hello,Daya 30 seconds me bata
Akbar ka baap kon tha?

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Jis Mein Mana Rha Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat

CID ne sony se naata jod liya
Or jis room mein mana rha tha Abhijeet SuhagRaat
Daya ne wahi darwaza tod diya.

Khoni Ko CID Ka Dar

Daya k dar se khoni ne darwaza khula chhod diya
Daya b chalak tha, vapas kadi laga k darwaza tod diya

>>>>Me Mutra Visarjan Karke Aya
Cid+3idiots
Kandho ko kitabo ne jhukaya
wah wah!
Acp says - Daya tum khuni ko pakdo
me Mutra visarjan karke aya!!!!

Reason Why I Hate C.I.D

Why I hate CID :(
Example:
LADY:"Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
.
DAYA:"Kya..? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha.. ??
LADY:"Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET:"Rahul Sach me Tumhara
Bhai Tha.. ??
LADY:"Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP:"My God, Iska Matlab ,To Tum Rahul
Ki Behen Ho...

Cid Ke Pyar Mein Munni Hui Diwani

Cid ke pyar mein munni hui diwani...
Wah wah
ab munni hai purani
or shila ki hai jawani!!.
>>>>Monday ko Train mein hoti hai Gardi
Monday ko Train mein Jaao to vahan hoti
hai Bahut Gardi...
wah wah!! wah!!
hai Bahut Gardi.,,...
Daya ko Toilet ka Darwaza nahi tuta,
Isiliye usne Apni Chaddi mein hi Kardi.

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Daya Ki Koi Girlfriend Nahi...

CID ROCKS:
Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai
Acp:
Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin gay to nhi hai!

F.I.R v/s CID

Gopi Replacing ACP In CID So
What will be his dialouge
"Daya tod do ye darwaza is the...
Agle chaurahe pe hai luppy luthra ka ghar is the "
Hehehehe...

Sandaas ke pani mein tairta hua guu

Sandaas ke pani mein tairta hua guu.
Sandass ke pani mein tairta hua guu.
Guu se yaad aaya ACP Pradyuman kaisa hai tu.

Darwaza Todne Se Pehle Kuch Toh Soch

CID PJ
homework kar kar ke agayi h mere hath me moch
homework kar kar ke aagayi h mere hath me moch
ACP- Daya darwaza todne se pehle kuch toh soch

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