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Mahatma Gandhiji ka Prem Patra

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle
apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
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DEAR KASTURBA,
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I LOVE YOU.
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Tumhara
"BAPU" Ji

Hasate Hue Chehere Ne Rula Diya

Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum,
aaj usine "Rula diya"
khud ne to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to
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caller tune,..."Tuje Bhula Diya"

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Kitna Pyar Krte Ho Mujhse?

Wife- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
Husband- Shahjahan jaisa.
Wife- To Tajmahal bnwao.
Husband- Zameen kharid li hai,
bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

Tumhare Ghar Maa Been Nahiye Kya

GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu.
GIRL- Kyu?
BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye.

Barish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum

"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
Fir kya,
"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!

Teacher vs Netaji

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he
aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai,
bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

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Father of Bad Habits

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
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But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
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-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!

You must bring the Change

"Change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...
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Bus Conductor...

What's your Name

Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

Mathematical Dialogue

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr
9,2,11 hole
nhi to 4,5 jb dunga
to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

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