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I am not your type

I’m not your type.
I’m not inflatable.

I am not lazy

I’m not lazy,
I’m just on energy saving mode.

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World is turning me evil

This world is turning me evil…
I guess they want to experience the hell.

Age and treachery

Age and treachery will always
overcome youth and skill. 

It is not too far

It’s not too far,
it just seems like it is. 

Take a two hour nap

I usually take a two hour nap,
from one to four.

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If it seems easy...

Math Rule: If it seems easy,
you’re doing it wrong.

Born To Die

We all are born to die don’t
feel more special than me.

A good laugh and long sleep

A good laugh and long sleep
are two best cures for anything.

I work for Money

I work for money,
For loyalty Hire a Dog.

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