Double Meaning SMS, Latest Double Meaning Messages for Mobile

Double Meaning SMS Messages - Double meaning SMS messages are for witty people as they have two meanings. The two different senses in the Double Meaning SMS Messages are really interesting. You can also find humor in most of these dual meaning SMS messages. This collection also includes best Double Meaning Jokes and Double Meaning Shayri. Share these Double Meaning SMS Messages in Hindi, English and many other languages. These new twisted Double Meaning SMS messages will soon become popular so send them right away!

Jitna Hilayega Utna Maja Ayega

Hilla jor se hila,
pura hila, dil se hila,
sabke samne hila,
jitna hilayega utna maja ayega,
varna halwa jal jayega...

Jo Haath Se Pakad Ke Hila Te Hai

Woh kya cheez h Jiske paas ho
woh hath se pakad k hilate h,
Aur jiske paas na ho woh
ungli dal ke hilate h. ? ?
Sexy SMS ke pyaaso,
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'TOOTHBRUSH':

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ManMohan Singh's Double Meaning speech

Height Of Double Meaning
After Election PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said
Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha.

Tum Apne Hath Mein Pakdo Mera...

Kaash main tumhe dekho
JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO
jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye
AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA
hath or kaho
MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN
apna dil
AB TO LE LO MERI
har khushi
OR MUJHE DEDO APNA
har gam
FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI
aankhen or kahu
DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI
mera
Dil

Pinku ka Promotion

Pinku ka Promotion Inspector
se DSP
ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko
aise andaz se
btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae.
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Bola: Aaj se Tu DSP k sath
Soyegi…!!! xD

Abbreviated Newspapers

If Maharashtra Times is called as MaTa,
then what shall we call
Goa Times,
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GoTa?
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Yahaan tak to theek tha,
socho Jharkhand Times..

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GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING

SIX GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING !!
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1) F***ing once a week is good for
your health, but it is harmful if
done everyday.
2) F***ing relaxes your
mind&body.
3) F***ing refreshes you.
4) After F***ing don't eat too much
go for more liquids.
5)Try F***ing in bed cause it can
save your valuable energy.
6) F***ing can reduce your
cholesterol level.
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So remember "FASTING" is good for
your health.

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