Facebook Jokes SMS, Latest Facebook Jokes Messages for Mobile

Facebook SMS Jokes - Start sending funny Facebook messages and share some of the Facebook special SMS with everyone. Sharing SMS and text messages from this site is a great way to connect with all our friends and relatives. Today, one of the most successful social networking site is Facebook. With around 2 billion users, the number seems to increase on a daily basis. People love to make new friends by sending friend request on Facebook. So what are you waiting for?

Facebook ka messenger

Facebook ka messenger App
Dahej me aaye saale ki tarah
Hai....
Aap chaho na chaho
Lekin rakhna padega...laugh

What's on my mind???

Girl: Why my name is always
on your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind.

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Height of Facebook fever

Facebook Fever!
A man posted his status as:
`Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight`
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17 Mosquitoes `Liked` it.

Similarity in Life and Facebook

Life is much like Facebook.
People will like your problems & comment
but no one's gonna solve them.
Because everybody seems
so busy in updating their own!

Rajnikanth Poked Mark Zuckerberg

*Latest News*
Facebook Is Being Closed This Friday Because:
Mark Zuckerberg - (Chief Executive Officer & President Of Facebook)
Has Been Hospitalized With Serious Injuries,
After Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!!!

Facebook Era

Dad writes on sons wall:
Son, Hw r u?
Ur Mom & I m fine & v mis u a lot.
V wish 2 c u.
So Plz turn off ur PC
& cum dwnstairs 4 dinner =):-):-)

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Upvas in a Modern Style

"Upvas" in new style:-
Livng 1 day widout
Mobile
Facebook
Electricity
Internet
TV
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Ye upvas kar k dekho,
GOD dharti par Aake kahenge
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"Bas kar Pagale.. Ab rulayga kya".!!.

Jab Tak Hai Jaan In Facebook Style

Jab Tak Hai Jaan In FB Style...!!!
Teri profile ki rangeen mastiya...
Teri DP ki beparvah gusthakiya..
Teri cover ki leharati angdaiya...
Nahi bhulunga me.. Jab tak hai jaan...
Jab tak hai jaan.... tera friendlist se remove karna..
Tere mutual friends ka rukh modna..
Tera palat ke fir request na bhejana..
Nahi maf karunga mai.. Jab tak hai jaan....
Jab tak hai jaan...... inbox me tere bedhadak msg karne se...
Bat bat pe bewajha tere offline hone se...
Choti choti teri replies se...
Mohabbat karunga me... Jab tak hai jaan.....
Jab tak hai jaan...... tere jhute relationship status se...
Tere jalte sulagte quotes se...
Teri bereham updates se...
Nafrat karunga mai.. Jab tak hai jaan....
Jab tak hai jaan.....

Facebook Flirt..!

Boy sends friend request
to a Girl on Facebook:
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Girl:"Kaun ho tum ??
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Boy:"Hasrat tumhari..
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Girl:"Chahte kya ho ??
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Boy:"Mohhabat tumhari..
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Girl:"Pachtaoge tum..
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Boy:"Kismat hamari..
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Girl:"Married hoon main...:p
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Boy:"To Status single se hata
Manhoos Naari.

Prediction of Jawaharlal Nehru

"At the stroke of the midnight
hour, when the world
sleeps India will awake ..." ~
Jawaharlal Nehru.
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P.S: Nehru ji predicted about
Engineering Students &
Facebook in 1947.

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