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Football Farting

A man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes
the man farts and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says,
“What in the world was that?”
Man replied,
“It’s fart football. I just scored.”
A few minutes later
the wife farts as well and says,
“Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes
the old man farts again and says,
“Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be out done the wife rips
another one and says,
“Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out
a squeaker and says, “Field goal,
I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure’s on and the
old man refuses to get beat
by a woman so he strains
real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable,
he gives it everything he has,
but instead of farting, he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says,
“What the heck was that?”
The man replied,“Half-time, Switch sides.”

A silent Fart in a Church

An old couple is sitting
in church one morning,
listening to a sermon,
when the wife whispers,
“I just let out a silent fart.
What should I do?”
.
Her husband whispers back,
“Well, for starters,
you can put a new battery
in your hearing aid.”

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A short poem on Fart

Arz Kiya Hai….
Jo Maraey Wo Fresh,
Jo Sunghey Wo Crash,
Kabi Awaz Kabi Beawaz Hota Hai,
Magar Badbuu Apni Har Aur Failata Hai,
Kabi Poooon,
Kabi Paaaan,
Kabi Padar Padar Niklta Hai,
Kitna Surela Hota Hai
Kabhi To Lambi Seti Bhi Bajata Hai,
Kabi Akele Mein
Kabi Mehfil Men Nikal Jata Hai,
Akele Mein Toh Sahi Hai Magar
Mehfil Mein Tanha Kar Jata Hai,
Kabi Toh Aisa Sadata Hai
Ke Naak Ke Baal Jala Jata Hai,
Aur Kabi Dosto Ke Tarha
Hawa Main He Ghul Mil Jata Hai….
My paad “FART”

Attractive well-dressed woman Farting

An attractive, well-dressed woman
walks into a shop that sells very
expensive Persian rugs.
She looks around and spots
the perfect rug and walks
over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the
texture of the rug
she farts loudly.
Very embarrassed, she looks
round nervously to see
if anyone has noticed.
As she turns back,
standing next to her is a salesman.
.
“Good day, ma’am,
how may we help you today?”
.
Very uncomfortably she asks,
“Sir, how much does this rug cost?”
.
“Ma’am,” he answers,
“If you farted just touching it,
you’re gonna crap when you hear the price!”

Girlfriend Farting

Gf: Purrr
(Embarrassing)
bf: Its Ok Swthrt
It Happens
.
Gf: Purrr Purrr
bf: Oww Its Natural dnt Worry
.
Gf: Purrr Phurrr Phusss
bf: Sweety u should go Now 2 d loo
.
Gf: Purrr Phokkkk Dhussss Phaarrrrr Pooooo dhupppp Furrr Surrrr
bf: Abe Padorriiii ..Rukegi Abhi,
Ke Pure Saal ka abhi Padegi.??
.
Gf: Puuu......:)

Rajnikanth's Fart

What is Rajnikanth's Fart Called ??
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'RAJNIGANDHA'

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Farting Prices

Old Woman In A Lift.
.
A Young Woman Came In Wid A Fragrance Of
Expensive Perfume
& Said Proudly To The Old Lady
“Black Cobra, Rs.6000?
.
Another Women Gets In & Said
“Jasmeen” Rs.7000/Bottle”
.
Lift Stops
Old Woman Looked At Both,
Turned Around Wid A
Sound “Puuuun” & Said
.
“Mooliyaan”15 Rupay Killo. :-)

Wind Beneath My Wings

- Maxi Pad To The Fart -
Q: What Did The Maxi Pad Say To The Fart?
A: You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings.

Santa with Asli 7up

Santa G Dukandar Se.
.
1 Asli 7up Do.
.
7up Peeney K Baad,
.
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
.
Dukandar Se Bola,
.
Yeh Naqli Hy,
.
7up Nahe,
.
6up,
.
1 Down Hay :

Baithy Baithy Nikal Jata Hai Pooooon

Toilet k pani main potti or boo!
.
boo se yaad aya, Abay kysa hy tu?
.
jab kabhi baithy baithy nikal jata hai pooooon.
.
pooon se phir yaad aya.
.
bata naa, kysa hy tu?

Jab Paad Diya To Darna Kya

Jab paad diya to darna kya.
.
Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,
.
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.
.
Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
.
Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.
.
Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,
.
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.
.
Jab paad diya to darna kya

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