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A Secret is ....

A SECRET
IS WHAT YOU
TELL EVERYONE
NOT TO TELL
ANYONE ELSE

Apple looks like a Human Heart

Apple- I look like the human heart
Mango- I look like a stomach
Grapes- I look like eyes
Banana- I hate this game

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A boy was walkng in rain

A boy was walkng in rain
A girl came-U can share my umbrela?
Boy- its Ok sister & walked away.
MORAL
?
?
?
?
Moral- woral kuch nhi girl cute nahi thi..

मैं किसी और से शादी कर रही हूँ

प्रेमिका- मैं किसी और से शादी कर रही हूँ,

तुम मुझे भूल जाओ।crying

प्रेमी- न तेरे आने की ख़ुशी,

न तेरे जाने का गम! जा बहन जा,

दूसरी पटा लेंगे हम।.cheeky

Smartphone rakhne wale chore girlfriend

Smartphone rakhne wale chore girlfriend
se jada dhan to mobile data off Mobile
data On krne me laga dete hai..

I am not a university topper

I am not a
university topper
but today all
university
toppers are my
employesss...laugh

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Terroriest kidnapping Lecturers

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs
or else they will burn them with kerosene
... plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.

Kaminey Bachche

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

BIMAARI In Bollywood Style

1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale,
Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER.
.
2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se
Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK
.
3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya
Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY.
.
4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai
Yaara Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABINDU.
.
5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi
Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS.
.
6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole =MIRGI.
.
& D Best One,
.
..
...
7. Juda Hoke B TU
Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSE MOTION..!!

Cockroach in your Sandwich

Seeing a Cockroach in Your
Sandwich is Not a Problem...
But
.
.
.
.
Seeing a Half Cockroach in Your
Half eaten sandwich is Really a
Problem..

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