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It is OK to Kiss a Fool

It's ok to kiss a fool,
It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but never let a kiss fool you.

Children seldom misquote you

Children seldom misquote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word
for word what you shouldn't have said.

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The arrival of pubic hair

The arrival of pubic hair means,
"Welcome to the prime of your life".
The arrival of ear hair means,
"Thanks for playing"

Three Wise Men said to Jesus

I wonder if the
Three Wise Men said to Jesus,
"Just to be clear, these gifts
are for your birthday AND Christmas."

Two glasses of wine a day

Medical Fact: If a women drinks
two glasses of wine a day
it increases the chance of a stroke.
If you let her finish the bottle
she'll probably suck it as well.

Now that I have grown up

Now that I've grown,
I've realized that all the
"cool" parents were
actually just bad parents.

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Deleting my Facebook means...

Deleting my Facebook soon" = "Please give me attention
and ask me why I'm deleting my
Facebook account and beg for me
to stay so I can feel important"

Rich woman at the grocery store

Just for fun,
next time you see a snooty,
rich woman at the grocery store,
ask her if she works there.

It was not public urination

Well officer,
it wasn't public urination
until you started looking at me.

McDonald's serve breakfast for 30 years

It took McDonald's 30 years
to serve breakfast all day
and now they won't
shut up bragging about it...

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