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Mera sms kitno ko bhej kar naam kamate ho

Mandir se roj nayi chappal pahen k aate ho
Muft ka prasad bhi jeb bhar kar late ho
Apko aap k huner ki kasam batao
Mera sms kitno ko bhej kar naam kamate ho.

माय लाईफ, माय रुल्स...

चम्या: ओ फूलवाले भैय्या, केवढ्याको दिया ये गुलाब??

भैय्या: 50 रुपीया..

चम्या: इतना मेहेंगा कैसे???

भैय्या: माय लाईफ, माय रुल्स...माय कुंडी, माय फुल्स....angel

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Whatsapp अपडेट करलो..

लड़का:- Whatsapp अपडेट करलो..
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लड़की:- कैसे करते है..?
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लड़का:- Play_Store पे
जाओ और वहाँ से करलो
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लड़की:- हमारे गांव
में ना है Play Store.cheeky

अमीर वो नही जो महंगी दारु पीते हैं

अमीर वो नही जो महंगी दारु पीते हैं, अरे अमीर तो वो है जो...
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साथ में प्याज का सलाद खाते। हैlaugh

Khub jamgi jodi BABA aur B@BY ki

Asaram- Kahe ki Maa ko jaldi girftar
karke meri jail bhej do
Asaram- me unka entzaar kaar raha
hu khub jamgi jodi BABA aur B@BY ki.cheeky

Dulhan Radhe Maa nahi hai

Ek Shadi me jab photographer ne
Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya
"Ruko Bhai ruko jraa...
Dulhan Radhe Maa nahi hai,
Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai.

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JISM 4 me Heroine Maa aur Hero Aasarum

Ab ye Rumour koon phela raha hai ki
JISM 4 me Heroine Kahe ki Maa
aur Hero Aasarum hoga.

Darrr to Aasharam se lagta hai..

Kahe ki Maa-Jail jane se dar nahi lagta....
darrr to Aasharam se lagta hai...

Jese dhobi ghat par kapde dhulte hai Superman

Spiderman
Batman
sabne apne suit ko phek diya, Kyoki
Jaab unhone dekha
Style of Hero, Sense of humour - Nazar ladi aur ladki patii
Power of Hero, Fight of Hero, Action of Hero, Karisma of Hero
In South Indian Movies
1 Mukka me 10 gunde dher
1 Kick me 20 gunde dher
Hero ki 1 ped ki dhamak se 20-30 Scorpio palat jate hai
200-300 mustande gunde 2-3 second dhul chatne lagte hai
Hero gunde ki Pitai-Dhulai ese karta hai
Jese dhobi ghat par kapde dhulte hai

I was a fool when i married you

After q quarrel, a husband said to
his wife,
You know, i was a fool when i
married you.
she replied, yes dear, i know
but i was in love and didnt notice.

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