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The early bird get the worm

The early bird might get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Mohabbat To Sab Karte Hai Par

Mohabbat To Sab Karte Hai Par,
Main Karun To Sala Character Dhila Hai.

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People falling in Love

Gravitation can not be held
responsible for people falling in love.

Evening news begin with Good Evening

Evening news is where
they begin with ‘Good evening’,
and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

Go to heaven for the climate

Go to heaven for the climate
and hell for the company.

When you are unemployed

Study economics-when you’re unemployed,
at least you’ll know why.

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Better to remain silent

Better to remain silent
and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.

Putting stuff in less obvious places

Cleaning is just putting
stuff in less obvious places.

CGPA available for adoption

CGPA available for adoption…
can’t raise it myself.

Light travels faster than sound

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

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