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Engineering students uncleared in 1st attempt

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
.
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

A Girl checking her weight

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Her bag = 56
Removes Sandal = 55.
Then Dupatta = 54 kg
Now Coins Finished.......
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!

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Sare Jawab Kalpanik Hai

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par
sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?
.
Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE
ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B
BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

Zindgi ki Shuruat S se hoti hai

Zindgi ki Shuruat 'S' Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
.
.
Phir Satyanas !

Horny Neighbour Knocking on a Door

A Man Was Shocked To See His Beautiful
Divorced Neighbor Knocking
On His Door One Friday Evening.
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"I'm So Horny That I Can't Stand It."
She Said.
"I Want To Go Out, Get Drunk & Get Laid.
Are You Free Tonight?"
.
"Yes!" He Replied Enthusiastically.
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"Great" & "Wonderful." She Said.
.
"Would You Watch My Kids?

Man went on a fishing

Ek Aadmi Ne Fish Pakdi
Ghar Aaya To Dekha
.
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
.
Admi Vapas Fish Ko Nadi Me Fek Aaya.
Fish Chilla Chilla kr boli.....
Congress Party Zindabad Zindabad..!

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What is the Colour of Frequency?

What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.

Thinnest Book on Women

World’s Thinnest Book Is Published..
“WHAT A WOMAN WANTS”
It Has Only 1 Page With Only 1 Word…
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.
.
.
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“EVERYTHING”..
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See How Simple Girls R

Majnu Chai wala vs Girl

Chai(tea) Vala To Girl:-
Bholi Si Surat Aankhon Me Masti,
Dur Khadi Sharmaye Hai Hai.
At This
Girl:-
Kali Si Surat Haanth Me Ketli,
Dur Khada Chillaye
Chai Chai.

Women's Driving

Her Husband Calls & Says:
Be Careful,
It’s Just Been On The Radio
That Some One Is Driving
Opposite To The Traffic On The Highway.
She Replies : Someone..?
These Idiots Are In Hundreds!

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