Insult SMS, Latest Insult Messages for Mobile

Insult SMS Messages - Do you feel frustrated at times due to few of the miscreants in and around you? Do you feel like making them understand how disturbed and agitated you feel by their actions? The best way to vent your frustration and anger over them is through simple text messages. This site contains a good collection of insult messages. Pick and share a few of them to make your enemies feel insulted. Shares humiliate messages, embarrass messages, and insult sms in Hindi, insult text in English.

Really Insulting

Girlfriend: One of my ancestors
was actually a king.
Boyfriend: I never know you
were a desendant of king kong.cheeky

Film Ka Naam "Kutte Ki Mout"

Pyaray Dost!
Film Me Kaam Karoge?
Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamre Me Le Jaigi
Or Apko Goli Mar Degi.
Film Ka Naam He,
"kutte Ki Mout"

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A Bf with a Gift for his GirlFriend

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

Educated Hua Zamana...

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
Wa wa.
Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
BANDAR b msg pad raha h,
EDUCATED hua zamana..
Wa wa..

God's Biggest Mistake

When U WERE Born....
The Cloud Parted,
Sun shined
and God appeared in front of all
and say
"SORRY FOR MISTAKE" kindly adjust it...

A Sweet Insult

1ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya.
1khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
apne bade bhai k pair chhuu rahe ho?
Ladka: hanji bhabhi ji.

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Khuda Ne Jab Tumhe Banaya...

Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga
Confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,
Kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga ,
End main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.

Boy in a Romantic mood

Height of insult:
Boy in a romantic mood to his girlfriend
"I want to be a part of your body darling"
Girlfriend: No thanks, I already have an Ass Hole.

Delhi Gang Rape

After a Delhi Gang Rape:-
Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par jarahi
thi....Raaste mein 5-6 kutte mile.
Kutti gabhra gayi.....!!
Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye
aur dariye nahi...
Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi.....!!:(

What If a Gorilla catches you

If a gorilla catches u,
what will u do
I know, I know
U both hug first then start dancing...
It's natural, If two friends
meet after a long time......

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