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Santa falling sick

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
.
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
.
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
.
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Young girl after her Honeymoon

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
.
When her friends asked her what happened?
.
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
.
"I thought It was MONEY"

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Lady inquiring sardarji for a Toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
.
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Rum Beer ya ho Whisky

Sum say
Whisky is Risky
.
Sum say
Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki
.
Bt I say
Rum Beer ya ho Whisky
.
Koi Nahi Glfrnd se Zayada Risky
Aj iski kal pata nai kiski...

Doctor and Engineer falling in a Love

A Doctor and Engineer Love the Same Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily.
One day, Doctor Asks Why????
Engg: "An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away"
Doctor Shocked, Engineer Rocks!!

A black & White Guy at the park

A black Guy & White Guy with a Monkey at the park,
Black Guy selling Bananas then he left to the toilet,
& asked the White guy to look after his bananas,
when he come back he didn't find his bananas,
He asked the white guy "where are my bananas"
white guy point the Monkey,Ask your Brother,
After few minutes White guy leave the Monkey
with the black guy to the toilet,
when he come back he find his monkey died,
He ask Black guy,what happened to my monkey,
Black guy respond, Don't get involve,
Its a family matter.

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T-shirt Quote

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha:
“Amul the taste of india”
Ye dekh ke..
Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya:
“KurKure tedha hai per mera hai”

Pappu in a Interview

Ek Bar Pappu Interview ke liye jata hai....
Boss - Aisi kaun se chij hai,
jisme do pahiye hote hain?
Pappu - Cycle
Boss - Nahi, Hero Cycle.
Boss - Accha ek or chij batao,
aise kaun si chiz hai,
jisme chaar pahiye hote hain?
Pappu- Car?
Boss - Nahi, Honda Car.
Pappu - Ab mein ek question puchu aapse?
Boss - Yes,
Pappu - Aise kaun se chij hai,
Jo Safed Gole ke ander
Kale gole jese lagti hai?
Boss - Aankh?
Pappu - Nahi, Saale.....
Teriiii Maaaaa Ki Aankhhhh...

A birthday gift for Girlfriend

I asked my girlfriend
what she wanted for
her birthday and she
replied
.
"nothing would make
me happier than
diamonds"
.
So I got her nothing.

Girls vs Wives

Once A Man Asked God:
Why All Girls Are So
Cute & Sweet, And
Al Wives Are Always
Angry
.
God Answered
Girls Are Made By Me..
And You Make Them
Wives.
Your Problem..

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