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Difference between a Porcupine and a Couple of Lawyers

Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a couple of lawyers in a Porsche?
A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Lawyers at the bottom of the Ocean

Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A: A great place to start.

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Good lawyer or great lawyer

What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

Difference between a Lawyer and an Onion

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion

Difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish.

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.

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If you laid all the lawyers

Q: If u laid all the lawyers
in the world end 2 end,
how far would dey reach?
A: Into the pocket of the next one.

When a lawyer is lying?

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Common things between Lawyers and Sperm

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: They're both squirmy, both live in slime, & only 1 in 250 million
accomplishes anything worthwhile.

Difference between a Lawyer and a Leech

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: A leech will drop off when its victim dies.

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