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नात्याला काही नाव नसावे तुही रे माझा मितवा..

मुलगी: नात्याला काही नाव नसावे तुही रे माझा मितवा..

मुलगा: ते ठीक आहे पण आधी सांग मी तुझा

कितवा!!!!???laugh

एक मैनफोर्स दया..

पप्पू : एक 'मैनफोर्स' दया..

केमिस्ट : तु चव्हानांचा ना रे..??

पप्पू : अंकल 'मेन्टोस' बोललो 'मेन्टोस', एक दोन विक्स पण द्या गळा  ख़राब आहे. गोळीच नाव पण निट घेता येत नाही..

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Aaichi Goshta Aaikli Asti Tar...

Kaidee:Lahanpani aaichi goshta aaikli
asti tar aaj ha divas nasta aala.
.
Judge:Konti goshta.
.
Kaidee:Aiklich naahi na ho judge saheb!

Gandhi Jayanti Var Nibandha

Shikshak: Mulanno Gandhi Jayanti
var nibandha liha paahu.
Gotu: Sir,
Gandhijin var tar nibandha lihu shakto,
pan hya Jayanti madam kon?

Kombda Ani Kombadi Madhle Antar

Sonu:Kombda ani kombadi
madhle antar kase sangaal?
.
Monu: Soppe aahe, dagad maara!
Palala tar kombada ani palali tar kombadi

Teesre Maha-Yuddha

Shikshak: Teesre mahayuddha
zaale tar kaye hoil?
.
Vidyarthi: Itihaasachya pustakacha
aankhin ek dhada vaadhel

Gaadhva Sobat Ayushya Ghalavnaar Nahi

Baap:Maajhi mulgi eka gaadhva sobat
aaple pure jeevan ghalavnaar naahi.
.
Mulga:Mhanun tar me tichyashi lagna
karun tila ithun netoye

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Mala Bayko Havi

Raju:Deva mala dukkha de, vedana de,
garibi de, traas de.
.
Dev:Gaadhva, eka vakyaat saang na
tula bayako havi aahe mhanoon!

Dagad Magitla Tr Tu Murti Dili

Priye Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
.
Me dagad magitla Tu mala
sundar murti dilis
.
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
.
.
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Dada Kondke cha Hindi Chitrapath

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture
produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete.
Mulcha marathi manus pun ata
hindi picture produce karaycha
tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav
kay thevayche he suchat nahi.
Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate.
Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi
madhye kahitari artha hoto ase.
Picture che nav.
BADLA LUNGI

Pappu ani tyachi Bahin

Ekda Pappu tyachya sundar bahinila
scootar varun geun chalala asto.
.
Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya
bahinila baghun mhantaat,
" yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!
" Pappu te aikto ani khup chidto,
to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto,
.
" Aare saale, bivi hogi teri!
Vo to meri behen hai!!"

Gataricha Gatarmay Shubhecha

Ooku nka
maku nka
matnavr jast
taav maru nka
phukat milali
tr daru dhosu nka
disel tya gatarat loolu nka..

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