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Monkeys Football Game

Mr. Bean to Doctor: When I sleep, monkeys do waka waka and play football in my dreams.
Mr. Bean to Doctor: When I sleep, monkeys do waka waka and play football in my dreams.
Doctor: No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Mr. Bean: ok, I will take it tomorrow, today is their FINAL

Traffic signals for Airplane

Mr. BEAN saw a very high Mobile Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “World is developing amazingly fast,
see there are traffic signals for Airplane in the air

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Mr. Bean’s On a romantic date

On a romantic date Mr. Bean’s girlfriend asks him
On a romantic day Mr. Bean’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Mr. Bean : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

Name of a car which starts with "T"

Mr. Bean : What is the name of your car ?
Mr. Bean : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Mr. Bean : o WOW, what a car which starts with “T”,
My Car Starts with Petrol.

Mr. Bean's car parking

Mr. Bean was busy removing
a wheel from his car.
A man asks Mr. Bean why are
you removing a wheel from your car.
Mr. Bean: Can't you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Mr. Bean's Date of Birth

Interviewer; What is your date of birth?
Interviewer; What is your date of birth?
Mr. Bean; Nov 28.
Interviewer; Which year?
Mr. Bean; Oh You Idiot, Every year.

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Mr. Bean hired with a new job

Mr. Bean joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Mr. Bean:”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Mr. Bean's pregnant Wife

Mr. Bean sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

Mr. Bean as a photographer in a Funeral

Mr. Bean became a photographer and was focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why?
He said “SMILE PLEASE”

Examiner Mr.Bean

A stdnt attached 100rs note 2 his test paper
&
wrote : 1 Rs for 1 mark,
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paper checker was Mr Bean.
He sent him Rs 81 back & wrote :
U got 19 marks keep d change

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