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Exam Song By Munna Bhai

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Apun Ka Desh Kaun Chalata Hai

Munna- apun ka desh kaun chalata hai?
Circuit- bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna- kya fekta hai?
Circuit- bhai sms bole to ....
SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...

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Teacher v/s Circuit

Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya
is sentence ka future tense banao.....
circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....

Who is Mahatma Gandhi

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Jail Ko Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain

Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain ?
Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."

Tipu Sultan ki kursi par Munna Bhai

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

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A note on Gandhi Jayanti by Circuit

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Tu Kitna Padela Hai Mamu

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, doh akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

Bole Toh Ye Oxford Kya Hai

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Barish K Wakt Bijli Kyun Chamakti Hai

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT
BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar
dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

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