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Ajkal mere ghar me aur koi nahi hota..

1 ladkene ne to had hi kar di
apne feedback me movie channel ko likh beja
Movie me bech me only only Cnd0m ads dikha nahi sakte kaya?
Actully use dekhkar me bore nahi hota
Ajkal mere ghar me aur koi nahi hota...laugh

Non veg shadi jokes sms

Aaj kal ladki ki vidai ke waqt maa baap
se jada to mohale ke chore roo dete hai aur fir
1 ladka 2 ladka se bari udasi bolta hai-Dost
Hamari lovely juicy fruity preey kisi sukhe
karela ke saath bahut dooooor chaliiii gaiiii.

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Internet ruined my Education

When I went to school and I was taught that:
.
Pussy meant a cat,
.
Sex meant a gender,
.
Bitch is a female dog,
.
Dick was a name,
.
Bang was a sound,
.
Rubber was an eraser,
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Head meant a part of the body,
.
69 was just a number.
.
And then I came across internet
and my education was ruined.

The bigger they are the Dumber the person is

A mother and father took
their 6-year-old son to a nude beach.
.
As the boy walked along the beach,
he noticed that some of the ladies
had b@@bs bigger than his mother’s,
and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are
the dumber the person is."
.
The boy pleased with the answer,
goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that
many of the men have larger "units"
than his dad. His mother replied,
"The bigger they are the dumber
the person is."
.
Again satisfied with this answer,
the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again.
He promptly told his mother,
"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach,
and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

Newly married couple in a train

Chalti Train Me Charna Mana Hai
Train Me Baarat Wapis aa Rahi
Thi...
Raat
Ho Gai.
.
Dulhan : Aaj Hamari Suhag-Raat
Hai, Aap Kuch Karte Kyu Nahi...
.
.
Dulha :Are Pagli,Samne Dekh
Kya Likha
Hai,
.
.
.
'CHALTI TRAIN MEIN
CHARHNA MANA HAI'...:)

A Little skinny guy

A skinny little guy goes into an elevator,
looks up and sees this HUGE guy
standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
looks down and says:
“7 feet tall, 350 pounds,
20 inch private,
3 pound testicles,
Turner Brown.”
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The little guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and starts shaking him.
The big guy says, “What's wrong with you?”
.
In a weak voice the little guy says,
“What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
.
The big dude says,
“I saw your curious look and figured
I'd just give you the answers
to the questions everyone always asks me...
I'm 7 feet tall,
I weigh 350 pounds,
I have a 20 inch private,
my testicles weigh 3 pounds each,
and my name is Turner Brown.”
.
The small guy says,
“Turner Brown.....?!
Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
.
.'Turn around!"

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Left Leg Lunch and Right Leg Dinner

Lady ekdum sexy mood me
apne b.f(pappu) se puchti hai-
.
Girl :
Agar meri left leg Lunch ho
aur right wali Dinner ho
to tum kya pasand kroge ?
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Pappu: Main Lunch aur Dinner k
beech shaam ki chaaay peena
pasand krunga..

Can you speak English..?

-DO you speak english?
-Yes
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhasib
-Sex
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, fe-male, sometimes ca-mel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow,sheep,animals in general.
-But isn't it hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-oh dear!
-No, no! Deer runs too fast..
.
Moral - English is not that easy..

Maths Mystery

Biggest Maths Mystery:
.
.
Thousands of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crores of formulae made,
But still...
.
'X' is UNKNOWN
&
.
XXX is WELL-KNOWN!!!

Husband vs Mother-in-law

Angry Husband sends
SMS to his mother-in-law
"Your product not
cooking food properly"
Smart Mother-in-law replied
"Product sold,
Seal opened,
Warranty expired,
Manufacturer not responsible"

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