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On a back one hundred feet in the air

What lies on its back,
one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.

What's gray and lives in Washington??

What's gray, eats fish,
and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.

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If everyone lived in their cars

What would the country be called
if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.

Green and loud

What's green and loud?
A froghorn.

Round and bad-tempered

What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.

Pigs on Saturday afternoon

Where did the farmer take
the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.

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Fortune Tellers Dance

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.

Why did the doughnut shop close..?

Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!

Don't take life seriously

Don't take life too seriously
You're not getting out alive.

To kill a circus

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler !!

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