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Aik Dewar Pe Lika Tha

Aik dewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hy
Pathan ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga hahaha
Thooka ham ne naam kutte ka aya

Air hostess Pathan se...

Air hostes pathan se,
Sir,ap kya lena pasand karenge
Pathan: Humare liye taveez wala chai lao,
Airhostes: Abey akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag he

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Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe??

Teacher Pathan Se:
Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR
Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?
PATHAN : Wo Hospital Men Peda Huwe
oR School Men Taleem Hasil Ki, ;-)

Pathan Cycle Lay Kar Bhag Raha Tha

Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata

Wazu k baghair Namaz

Pathan: Molvi sahab wazu k baghair namaz ho jati hai?
Molve: Nahi hoti
Pathan: Ho jati hai yara
Molvi: Bhai, nahi hoti
Pathan: Hojati hai, mene khud perh k dekhi hai.

Ramzan ki Jhandiyan

Ek admi PATHAN ko mar raha tha.
Logon ne poocha k kyon mar rahay ho?
Wo bola: Sala ek ghantay se pooch raha hai…
Ramzan ki jhandiyan kahan se milengi?

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Allah K Nam Pr Kch De Do

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.
Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?
Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kr

Quaid-E-Azam Lala ki Tasveer

1 pathan ne jali note banaya
orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki
garmion ki tasveer hay...=P;-

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