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Funny Baba Ramdev Joke

99 sal ka budha mr k swarg pohncha
Wahan khubsurat pariyo ka dance dekh k bahut pachhtaya.
Bola-Baba Ramdev k chkkar me na pdta to kb ka yaha aa gya hota.

Some opposition party leaders caught fever

Ab ye afwah/rumors kisne failayi hai
Just after announcement OROP
Some opposition party leaders caught fever
Some hve depression...

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Teacher Desh me OROP koon laya?

Teacher Desh me OROP koon laya?
Rahul Gndhi-My Mom N Dad Sirrr
Teacher-how?
Rahul Gndhi-One Rahul one Priyanka=OROP

Modi Sarkar ke OROP ki ghosna

Modi Sarkar ke OROP ki ghosna ke baad
Aab Kajiwaal jee ko bhi chahiye ki wo
OPOR(1 palate 1 Raita) ki ghosna kar de

Pollution of Democracy

The flood of money that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

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A Patriot to defend his Country

A patriot must always be ready to
defend his country against his government.

Crash courses for General Category

Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.

My offer to the Opponents

I offer my opponents a bargain:
If they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

Politician pose as the Servant

In order to become the master,
the politician poses as the servant.

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