Punjabi SMS, Latest Punjabi Messages for Mobile

Punjabi SMS Messages - Find the best Punjabi SMS messages in this collection where you can find all types of Punjabi SMS Messages- Punjabi love messages, Punjabi romantic messages, Happy Punjabi messages, Sad Punjabi messages, Punjabi shayaris, Best Punjabi Quotes and many more. You can send these lovely messages to your friends. These desi Punjabi SMS messages also contain greetings for different occasions. Do not waste time and just dive in the pool of this wonderful collection.

I Love u.. Pls marry me..

Sardar- I Love u.. Pls marry me..
Gir l- sorry.. m lesbian..
Sardar- lesbian what??
Girl- I like girls..
Sardar- ae le maar talli.....I M also lesbian..

Sardar Funny jokes

Mehman khana khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai.

Sardar:-Tum jaldi se kha lo wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai.

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Ik Khuda Te Ik Yaar

Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to aukha
ik khuda te ik yaar.

Santa's comments on Petrol Hike

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:
"Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha
ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Tu Kachha Pa Ke Tatti Karda

Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..
Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?
Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??

Munda Bullet Te Aa Reha Hai

Ek Pregnet lady deliveri ke liye
Dr Santa K paas gai
Deliveri ke time lady ne 'Padd" Mareya ta
Dr Santa Bollya sare Pre ho Jao
Munda BULLET te aa reha hai.,

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Bapu Ki Lottery Lag Gayi

Teacher to Student: Agar main tumhari maa hoti
to main tujhe 2 din mein sudhaar deti...
Student: Madam main hune ja ke apne
Bapu nu dasda ki teri Lottery lag gi oye...

Punjabi Sarea Da Peo

JATT:-No if no but sirf jatt.
Khatri:- No Topi No Chatri Sirf Khtri.
Mulla:- No Gas No Chulla Sirf Mulla.
PUNJABI:-na dalda na gheo punjabi sarea da peo..!

Pendu Lady v/s UK Return Admi

1 Pendu Lady Ki Shadi 1 UK Return Admi Se Hogai.
1 Din Uska Banda Khana Khate Hue Mar Gya.
Larki Ne Logo Ko Bataya,
Haye Pani V Nai Mangia,Bs Water Water Krda C

Pajama Payia Oh Ki Kra

Air hostess to all the passenger.?
Kripya apni -apni belt bandh le..
"santa asked"
Te Bibi jinha ne Pajama payia oh ki kra..?

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