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The classic Santa Banta jokes are back! These jokes guarantee laughter and only laughter! Read their stories and laugh at their stupidity! The logical and illogical comments made by Santa and Banta will surely add smile to your face. After all, laughter is very good for health!

IIT exam, santa got one question

IIT exam, santa got one question
Prove Sin x = 6n
santa cancelled 'n' from both the sides.
Then
six = 6
&
wrote "Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke question ka"

Who was Chandragupta Maurya..

Teacher : Who was chandragupta maurya...???
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Santa : I think he was brother of
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GANPATI BAPPA MAURYA

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Santa with a P.H.D

During a job interview:
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Manager: What's the highest level of education
you obtained?
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Santa: P.H.D
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Manager: Great! So that means you have a
Doctor's degree...
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Santa: Wellll, No... That means
Passed High-school with Difficulties (P.H.D.)

Pathan Pappu aur Santa

3 log airpot p khde
apni apni biwiyo ka intezar kr rhe te....:)
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Pathan- vo dekho hmari shaahzadi aa rhi h....:>
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Pappu - vo dekho hmari bhi nawabzadi aa rhi h...:p
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Santa- vo dekho hmari bhi haramzadi aa rhi h

Sexy lady in the Market

Once SANTA saw a very sexy lady
in the market
and thought-
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Kash ye meri MAA hoti
to main bhi itna sundar hota.

Ghar Ke Niche Su-Su

Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-sukar raha tha..
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upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai...
humari diwar hai..
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Santa bola: thoda side se dekho..
..dikh jayega... :

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Police arresting Santa

Santa Road pe potty kar raha tha
Police ne usse pakar liya..
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Jab usko le jane lage tu Santa bola
kiss binah pr mujhe le ja rahe ho
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ghan-chakkaro
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kam se kam Saboot to utha lo..

Kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz

Fighter pilot santa
kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz
land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne
usey hatho hath lia
aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke
4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or
1 tank ko mar giraya...
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin
sir ji apne 1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me
Pakistan me hi
land kar gaye hain...

Santa with two ladies in Lift

Maha fadu joke :-P:-P :-D:-D
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Santa in Lift..
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Girl mehnga perfume laga k lift me gayi,
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SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:)
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2nd girl ayi aur boli Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. :)
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Achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi
dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda
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SANTA
ko dekhne Lagi... :@
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SANTA with smile:- "Muli" 14 Rupey Kilo..

Santa caught by a Tribe

Santa and his friends are caught by a tribe.
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Tribesmen take them to their king.
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King: In sabko bandi bana do
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Santa pleaded:
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Nahi merko banda hi rehnedo. plzzzz

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