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Physics Kitni Eassy Hoti Agar...

Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti
aagr
aagr
aagr
aagr
Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.

Gaali according to Hindi Student

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se
nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti
ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

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Chemistry students Film Making

In chemistry students start making films
the names would b like
* Tera acid mera base
* Rang de benzene
* Hamara beaker aapke paas
* Life in hetero
* laga apron me daag
* 3 test tubes
* Ajab estimation ki gajab result
* Munna bhai HCL
* My names is ester
* Mr.Ketone
* Jab we experiment
* Reaction ke side products
* Kabhi organic na padhna
* hum titration kar chuke sanam
* Reacted!!

Zinda Rahne Ke Liye Kya Zaruri Hai?

Science lady Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne
ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?
Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Students lyrics of Tujhe bhula diya

Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi
Hai dostiiii..
Khoya khoya in Kitabo me
Aata mujhe, kuch bhi nahi.
Hr Problem hr Concept main kaise sehta hu....
Hr pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hu..
Tujhe bhula diya...
Tujhe bhula diya...:(
phr kyun tere syllabus ne mujhe
Rula diya..
Mujhe rula diya...

Opportunity in Students Life

Every Student Gets 0pportunity
To Enjoy Their Student Life
...
...
...
bt
Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments
&
Those Stupid People Are Known
As
...
...
...
...
...
" TOPPERS " !!!

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Movies name's for school life

Movies of school life
Classes- Bardasht.
Attendance- Hera pheri.
Class room- No entry.
Teacher- Janidushman.
Exam- Evil dead.
Examiner- Don.
Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun?
Viva- Encounter.
Marking- Andha kanoon.
Exam time- Qayamat.
Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai.
Question paper- Ek paheli.
Answer paper- Kora kagaj.
Result- Sadma.
pass- Chamatkar.
Fail- Devdas.
Future- Na tum jano na hum.

School Life

God: "beta, koi mannat
maango..??"
.
.
Student: "Plz Mujhe Meri School
Life Lauta Do..."
.
.
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God: "Beta, Maine Tumhe
Mannat Mangne Ko Kaha
.
"JANNAT" Nahi..

Jab Ek Ladki College Jati Hai

Indian Govt kahti hai ki
.
.
Ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko
shikshit kr sakti hai.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho
jate h.
uska kya??

Memories to Laugh

Sometimes it's better
.
to bunk a class and enjoy with friends,
.
because today when I look back,
.
marks never make me laugh,
.
but memories do...

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