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Kabhi Hum Bhi Piya Krte The

Peene Pilane Ki Kya Baat Krte Ho,
Kabhi Hum Bhi Piya Krte The,
Jitni Tum Jaam Mein Liye Baithe Ho,
Utni Hum Paimane Me Chod Diya Krte The...

Paani Mein Whiskey Milao....

Paani Mein Whiskey Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Paani Mein Rum Milao To Nasha Chadta Hai,
Paani Mein Brandy Milao To Nasha Chadta Hai,
Saala Paani Mein Hi Kuch Gadbad Hai.

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Botal Chupa Dena Kafan Mein Meri

Botal Chupa Dena Kafan Mein Meri,
Shamshan Mein Piya Krunga,
Jab Mange Ge Hisaab Khuda,
To Unhe Bhi Ek Peg Bna Kr Diya Krunga...

Tare Jameen Par In Sharabi Version

Jab bhi kabhi papa mujhe,
2 peg wiskey dete the
main jhool jata tha maa,
Daru main itna pita nahi,
Par main sehem jata hu maa,
Chehre pe aate deta nahi,
Lekin main ludak jata hoon maa,
Tujhe sab hain pata hai naa maa...

Daaru Laya Hu Ankhen Kholo

Utho Lal Ab Ankhen Kholo,
Daaru Laya Hu Ab Muh Dho Lo,
Beeti Raat Bahot Tum Dole,
Padosiyo Ne Phir Jute Khole,
Raat Beet Gyi Nali Me,
Kal Phir Milenge Gutter Ke Pani Me..

Police vs Sharabi

Sharabi Road pe pada tha.
Police: Itni Q pi rakhi H,
Shrabi: Majburi thi sir,
Polis: Kya majburi thi,
Shrab: Sab.. Bottle ka
dhakkan gum ho gaya tha. !!

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Sharabi Donating Eyes

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,
Counter Clerk ne poocha: Kuch kehna hai?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena
ye do peg ke baad hi khulti hain.

Barbad Hua Sharabi

Daru ki vajahse brbad sharabi ne kasam li or
ghar se Daru ki KHALI bottles fekne laga...
1st fek k bola-teri vajahse meri Nokri gayi...!
2nd fekte-bola teri vjh se mera Ghar bika...!!
3rd fekte bola-teri vjh se meri BV chali gayi...!!!
.
4th uthai to vo BHARI hui nikli to bola-
tu side me ho ja tu bekasoor hy.....

Airport Ke Bahar Khada Sharabi

Ek sharabi airport ke bahar khada tha!!
Ek admi uniform pehne udhar se gujra!
.
Sharabi: Abe sunn..ek Taxi leke aa..
.
Admi: Andha hai kya..
main Pilot hun Driver nahi!!
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Sharabi: Toh naraj kyu hota hai,
ek Jumbo jet hi lee aaoo!!

Sharabi Aashiq

Ek Bewafa
Ki Yad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya
.
.
Phir Lagaya Bread Pe
Aur fatafat
Kha liya.
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.
KUCH BHUKE BHI HOTE HAI.

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