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Jail me jane se accha hai media ke samne ro lo

kahe ka maa - kaya karu apne upar lage
elzaam se bechane ke liye?
Advocate - Jail me jane se accha hai
media ke samne ro lo,
saab yahe karte hai.

Secrets Hidden In A Cell

How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell
Phone is Directly Proportional To
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How Quickly U Snatch it Back When
Someone Takes it

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Punish for something I didn’t do

Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me
for something that I didn't do??
Teacher : Not at all.
Little Johnny : That’s good.
Actually I didn't do my homework!!!!!

Ex-GirlFriend asking for Friendship

Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking
If u Can Still Be Friends
After A Break-Up..
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It is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U
To Keep In Touch.!

Brilliant than Einstein and Newton

Attitude of Youth
“We are more brilliant
than Einstein and Newton..
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It’s just they didn't leave
anything for us to invent”

Boys Remain Faitfull with their Love

Latest Research:
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Boys Always Remain Faithful
To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
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Which Girlfriend??
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That’s Still a Topic Of Research..!

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Universal Truth

Universal TRUTH we learnt
“sun rises in the east”
.
Fact:-
“sun neither rises nor sets,
... only earth rotates”
Moral
“Education spoils our Common Sense”

Need a responsible Employee

Employer : We need someone for this Job,
who is Responsible.
Applicant : Sir, your search ends here,
in my previous job,
whenever anything went wrong,
they said I am Responsible..

Why Girls live longer than Boys

Why girls live longer than boys??
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Scientific studies have proved that
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“SHOPPING”
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,
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“PAYING the “BILLS” does

Passive voice for "I made a mistake"

A boy was asked to write
the passive voice of.
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I made a mistake
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Guess what he wrote....?
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I was made by a mistake !!

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