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You are cooler than me

Oh, you’re cooler than me?
Well then, I guess that
makes me hotter than you!

When you walk into a spider web

FACT: When you walk into a spider web,
you automatically know karate.

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Your face is just fine

Your face is just fine;
but you’re gonna have to put
a bag over that personality.

The e-mail of the species

The e-mail of the species is
more deadlier than the mail!

Christmas is the Time when....

Christmas: The time when
everyone gets Santamental.

Life is one big test

Sometimes, I think life is one big test
& I’m in the wrong classroom.

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Negative side of Life

I SEE THE NEGATIVE SIDE OF LIFE:
There’s “HELL” in hello,
“LIE” in believe, “OVER” in lover,
“END” in friend, “EX” in “next”,
& “IF” in life.

I am great in Bed

I’m great in bed ;)
I can sleep for days.

Floor needed a hug

“I didn’t fall.
The floor just needed a hug.”

A smart husband thinks twice

A smart husband is one who thinks
twice before saying nothing!

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