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New exam pattern...

New exam pattern

1. OBC
    who is actor in movie bahubali?

2. SC
   Did you watch bahubali?

3. ST
  which part of bahubali released recently. Part 1 or part 2

4. General:
 why kattapa killed bahubali?

Madam ask Question to student of 12th Standard

Madam ask Question to student of 12th Standard
What you think about ashlilata=vulgarity over
internet?How you see?
Student Answered - We watch in Full HD

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Computerised Study

Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes
Result comes in binary digits i.e 00 01 10 11
Studnts rock;-) Parents shock....!!:

Great students Flip a Coin

Great students like me flip a coin & think..
Head:- we'll go 2 sleep
Tail:- we'll watch a movie
Stand:- we'll listen2 music
If stays in air:- We'll study.

Oopss! Moment of COLLEGE Life

?The Best "Oopss!" Moment of COLLEGE Life...
When The Teacher is Looking for someone to Answer the Question & you Accidentally make an Eye-Contact!!
Isn't it....¥¥

Don't try this at Home

Open ur books,keep ur mobile
off & start studying.
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The above stunts r performed by
highly professionals..
pls dont try this at home...!!

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Sad Story

A Sad Story :(
Ek student ko apni classmatese pyar ho gaya
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Ladke ne use propose kiya Lekin
ladki ne inkar kar diya aur
teacher ko uski complain kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya
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Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas class me gaya
to Ladki ko uss se pyar ho gaya Ladki ne us
ladke kibook me likha: 'I m sorry & I love u too'
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Ladke ne koi response nahi diya.
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
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Moral :- bewkoof ladki itna bhi nahi samajti
Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte hai...

Practical in Zoology Lab

Greatest Insult of Boys In ZooLoGy Lab
A Stdnt Complaind:
Sir my frog is pregnant"
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Sir ReplieD- SaLa TumPe To
Vishwas krke Ek MenDak b ni De Sakte..

Parties and Submissions

What's the similarity between Parties N Submissions.
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VIPs are always last to enter.. :P :D ;)

Students cheating in an Exam hall

2 studnts cheating karne hi
wale the ke
Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi
kya
pucha?
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Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan
ka
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capital
kya hai..
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Teachr: Toh tum ne bata dya?
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Studnt: Nai Sir... Mene isko
danta tha k
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abi to tu ne muje Toka hai
mgr ab na
"TOKYO" :)

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