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Apun ko sms krne ka

Apun ko yad karne ka
apun ko phone krne ka
apun ko sms bhi krne ka
nahi kiya to
to
to
drne ka nhi re
apun khud karega

Good night in Tapori Style

In English: good night
in Russian: dobri notch
in Desi: shubh ratri
in Urdu: shabha dhair
in Kannad: yara nadi
in Apun style: CHAL LUDAK JA.'

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Munna Bhai ka Love Letter

Munna Bhai: Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,
luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit: Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI

Socha k apko ek Sms kr do

ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi
Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don
Bat toh Ek he hy

Tere Jesa Ek Item Mila Apanko

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
Miss to karega NA

Jhakas style Propose marne ka

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

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Sms Chipka Dal Mamu

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

Munna Bhai v/s Patient

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai,
aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy)
Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha

Circuit: “Bhai…bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai: “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!

Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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