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Teacher Student Jokes SMS Message - The relation between a teacher and student is full of different flavors. These funny teach student jokes are based on this relationship. They will make you laugh as soon as you read them. The teacher student jokes will involve topics like class, subjects and schools. You can send these hilarious Teacher student Jokes SMS Messages to all your friends. Keep laughing!

Baccho 2nd October ko kya hua tha???

Teacher- baccho 2nd October ko kya hua tha???

Pappu- Sir 2nd October ko ajay devgan apne family

ke saath Panjim gaya tha Swami ji ke Satsang ke liye ????

Teacher- Nikal Bahar Haramkhor ????

Student after watching “Dabangg”

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir : baita tumhare sare
ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha : KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA
THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir: Badtamiz
bcha: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir: Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha: CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE
K CONFUSE HO JAOGE
K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!

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Nursery Class Ka Naughty baccha

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Ma’am Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..
BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

Good Luck

Height of good luck
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Teacher: hey you, stand up And tell Me 2 pronouns
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Student: who, Me?
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Teacher: very good sit-down……..:-)
:-):-)

Brilliant Answers by students

Brilliant Answers by student but the teacher gave him ’0' marks only
Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A- His last battle
Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A- At the bottom of the page
Q- What’s the main reason for Divorce?
A- Marriage
Q- River Indus flows in which state?
A- Liquid state
Q- When was Quaid-e-Azam born?
A- On his birthday
Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people?
A- By making mango shake..

Excuses by Teachers

Top ans of teachers if they don’t have ans of any ques!
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¤ don’t ask irrelevant question
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¤ I can answer u but it is above ur level so better leave it
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¤ I told dat in last lecture where were u at dat time
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¤ oo.. I waz waiting 4 dis question… gud u asked….
look 4 it in da book first otherwise I’ll tell u tomorrow
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¤Dis z ur asignmnt,search 4it.
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¤u’l study ds in next clas,dnt indulge urslf in cnfusion!
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¤nice ques! Raise d hand who knows d ans?:-D

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Math vich fail Q hoya?

Sadi techer kendi ay
Santa: Math vich fail Q hoya?
Son:
Sadi techer kendi ay 3+5=8
Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8,
fair kendi ay 6+2=8
Sali nu ap confirm nai
tay fail manu kr dita….?

Essay on "My Class Teacher"

Teacher nay Student ko
" My Class Teacher "
per essay likhnay ko kaha
thori dair baad ek student ki awaz aai
Miss
CHIKNI or POPAT ko english mai kya kahtay hai?...:p

Extra Ordinary Student

Extraordinarily ENGINEERINGStudent :-
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Teacher :- "Do you know Avogadro's Number ?
"
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Student :- "Avogadro Ladka Tha Ya Ladki"?
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Teacher :- "Ladka"
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Student :- "Sorry Dude ! Mai Ladko Ke Number
Nahi Rakhta" ;) :P

Hindi Translation

Teachar: Beta Batao Ki
“Fast”
“Faster”,
“Fastest”
Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise
Kahenge....??
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Student:
“Bhaag”
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“Tezz Bhaag” .
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“Bhaag Teri Maa Ki... :P
Teachar Shocked...student rockzz

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