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Wedding SMS Messages - Wedding season is the best time of the year. It's the time when everyone is happy and decorated. Also, your friend has finally decided to settle down in life. Send the sweet wedding quote SMS to your friends and try to enjoy the wedding season. Pick the ones that suits your occasion.
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Wedding Balance Sheet

Why in wedding ceremony
woman sits on left n man on right??
Coz according to balance sheet
all assets are on right side
and liabilities on left side.!

Dangerous Food of Wedding

The most dangerous food
a man can eat....
is a wedding cake

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A bride at her second wedding

A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil.
She wants to see what she is getting.

Typical Indian Woman

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

On a wedding cake

Wouldn't we look cute
on a wedding cake together?

Wedding Just Like A Funeral

A Wedding
Is Just Like A Funeral
Except That
You Get To
Smell Your Own Flower ...

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You will live one life

Two eyes but they see one vision
two ears but they listern one sound,
likewise u 2 r different
but now onwards u will live one life !!
WEDDING WISHES.

Food causing most suffering for years

At a health forum, speaker asked:
What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake! Of course!

At a wedding reception

At a wedding reception someone yelled...
"Would all the married men,
please stand next to the one person
who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Three Ring Circus

Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring, and
suffering

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