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वॉट्सएप बंद है तुम्हारा?

पति: क्या बात है.

आज घर बड़ा साफ है क्या वॉट्सएप बंद है तुम्हारा?
पत्नी: नहीं वह तो चार्जर नहीं मिल रहा था तो ढूंढ़ने के चक्कर में सफाई हो गईcheeky

Patni ne romantic mood mai...

Patni ne romantic mood mai pati ke
gale me bahe daalkar poocha,
Kesi lag rahu hu janu??
Pati-Jese Bhagwan Shankar ke
gale me Naagin lipti ho.indecision

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Rascal!! Beggar

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave
him food today he gave me a book
"How to Cook" !!

Whom should I call now

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Funny Husband: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance...?

He is still celebrating

Wife: Look at that man who has drunk a lot..
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 year ago, he was my boy friend
and i denied him for marriage.
Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating!!

A barking Dog and a Wife

If your dog is barking
at the back door and your
wife yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...
at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!

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The place I have never been before

I asked my wife,
"Where do you want to go for our
anniversary? " She said,
"Somewhere I have never been!
" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"

I am Having an Argument with My Wife

Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from Room)
Please Come Fast,
I am Having an Argument with My Wife &
She Says She will Jump
from ur Hotel Window.
Manager : Sir, I am Sorry,
But this is Your Personal Issue
Husband : U Idiot!
The Window's not Opening.
This is a Maintenance Issue !!!

Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas

Patni :
Jab tum Desi pite ho muze
Paro kehte ho.
Beer pite ho to Darling kehte ho.
Par aaj Bhootni kyu??
Husband : Qyunki.......
Aaj maine SPRITE piya hai..
'Seedhi baat no Bakwaas'..
Clear hai..

Khaike Paan Banaras-Wala

Husband ne banarasi PAAN kharid kar
apni wife kO khane k liye diya.
Wife: Aap ne apne liye Kyu nahi liya?
Awesome reply by a Husband
Husband: Me is k bager bhi
Chup reh sakta hu ":D


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