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Monday, Jan 23rd, 2012
In a Grammar class.
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Teacher:- "HE does not like girls". .
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What is 'He' in this sentence. . ??
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Student:- Gay!!!
Funny Jokes Submitted by
Pralay Kumar
Aasiaana, Patna, Bihar |
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Sunday, Jan
22nd, 2012
English Teacher: Do
you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed
one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver
ran away.
SMS Jokes Submitted by P.
Dhawan
Chanakyapuri, New Delhi |
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Thursday, Jan
19th, 2012
I may not be the
'perfect friend',
I also may not be the "best' of them all,
but I am the one who wanna see u
*happy forever*.
Friends SMS Submitted by
Ria Mathur
Noida, India |
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Wednesday, Jan
18th, 2012
Facebook is the
second
most popular word that
starts with "F" and ends
with "K".
Can anyone tell me the first word?
Funny Messages Submitted
by Raja
Nasik, MH |
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Tuesday, Jan
17th, 2012
Road to Success is
not Always Straight Like this.
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It is Some Times Bumpy Like this.
=~^~^~^~=
So Cheer Up.
Keep Trying & Reach Ur Goal.
SMS Messages Submitted by
Soma
Mambalam, Chennai, India |
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Monday, Jan
16th, 2012
Beautiful tomorrow
never comes.
When it comes, it is already TODAY ....!
In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow
Don't waste your wonderful today...!
Nice Day SMS Submitted by
Ritu
Vashi, Navi Mumbai |
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Sunday, Jan
15th, 2012
Wishing u a very
happy Makar Sankranti
May the Makar Sankranti fire burns all the moments of
sadness
and brings you warmth of joy n happiness and love…
Makar Sankranti SMS Submitted
by Rinky
Kanpur, Uttarpradesh |
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Saturday, Jan
14th, 2012
Sankranti, the
festival of the Sun is here !
May it bring you greater knowledge and wisdom
and
light up your life for the entire new year.
Happy Makar Sankranti!
Makar Sankranti SMS Submitted
by Raj
Patna, Bihar |
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Friday, Jan
13th, 2012
If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE = you;
SWEET = you;
THOUGHTFUL = you;
GOOD LOOKING = you;
GORGEOUS = you;
LIAR = me!
Flirt SMS Submitted
by Sada
delhi |
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Wednesday, Jan
11th, 2012
Do u know why nature
made
eyes in pair
ears in pair
hands in pair
legs in pair
but heart made single?
Its just because to find its pair itself.
Cool SMS Submitted
by Rachna Dubey
Nainital, Uttarakhand |
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