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Wednesday, Mar 23rd, 2011
English Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom
fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.
Submitted by Sami
Piplani, Bhopal (MP) |
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Wednesday, Mar 23rd, 2011
Preeto: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
sensitive man?
Jeeto: A rumor
Submitted by Zeenat
Dhobitola, Meerut, Uttarpradesh |
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Tuesday, Mar 22nd, 2011
Banta calls FM radio: I'v found sm1 named Kamaljit's wallet
wid Rs. 15000.
RJ: Sir! U wnt 2 retrn d wallet?
Banta: Ni pagal! I wnt 2 dedicate a sad song 2 him.;-)
Submitted by Preet
Ludhiana, Punjab |
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Tuesday, Mar 22nd, 2011
Men marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women marry men with the hope they will change.
Invariably both are disappointed.
Submitted by Neha
Karachi, Pakistan |
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Monday, Mar 21st, 2011
It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.
Submitted by Madhuri Gupta
Kanpur, UP |
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Monday, Mar 21st, 2011
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right
and
forget about the ones who don’t.
Good Morning
Submitted by Sandy
Aadarshnagar, Gaziabad |
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Monday, Mar 21st, 2011
Make your self like salt,
Presence not consider but
absent will b noted.
Submitted by Jaya
Mumbai |
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Monday, Mar 21st, 2011
Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life..
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner!!!
No need to be emotional everytime!
Submitted by Rajan Bhadre
Nayatola, Patna |
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Wednesday, Mar
16th, 2011
Banta's Son: Papa, today Miss asked us a question, and only
I can answered.
Banta: What was that question?
Son: Who farted in class?
Submitted by Juhi Saxena
Rampur, India |
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Thursday, Mar
17th, 2011
What Is The Next Thing
A Man Should Do After
Winning An
Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologies !!! :(
Submitted by Minal Mishra (NRI)
Moskva, Russia |
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