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 Friday, May 15th, 2009

Before facing a new day, bow ur head & say dis prayer:
"Thank u God 4 dis amazingly dashing sender. May his smartness
inspire me all day long"
gud morning!!
Submitted by Soumya
Navi Mumbai, India

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out says Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!!
Submitted by Rohit
Panipat,India

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
Submitted by Rohit
Panipat,India

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Bikhari: 50 paise de do. Maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai
Submitted by atik kapadia
navsari.india

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

AI ZINDGI YU MUJHSE DAGA NA KAR,
MAI ZINDA RAHU BIN USKE YE DUA NA KAR,
JALAN HOTI HAI JAB KOI DEKHTA HAI USE,
AI HAWA TU BHI USE CHUA NA KAR.

I Love you Surbhi.
Submitted by Sunny
Shamli, India

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

What is diffrence between problem & talent?
2 boys love 1 girl= problem!
1 boy love 2 girls= talent.
Submitted by Rohit
Rohit

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Nazar se Nazar ki Nazar ko na dekho
Nazar ko Nazar ki Nazar lag jayegi
Nazar ki Nazar Nazar ko jo lagi to.
Nazar ki kasam Nazar na aayegi..!!

(Just for Love)
Submitted by Ranjit Gaur
Uttar Pradesh, India

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

God ne tujhe veja to veja lekin veja to aisa veja ki veja hia khali veja,Yeh mujhe kisi veja
ne veja isliye maine tum ko veja pakania k lie veja ab apana veja kharab matkar,kisi veja ko forward
kar veja.............
Submitted by raju
Kathmandu,Nepal

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Far away but always near,
I hold your relationship very clear.....
Ever together but never apart ,
You will always be in my heart .....
Submitted by archana
India

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Thursday, May 14th, 2009

there was a man who was fond
of running;he fell sick $ wanted to die
.a prist was called-upon to pray for him
,when he set his eyes on the priest he screamed sayig,<father!!,pray fast
because i"m running a high speed to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by sani numa emmanuel
ajaokuta,nigeria

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Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Women are basicaly greedy.. They want all things from 1 man..
Men are so simple.. They want only 1 thing from all women.
Submitted by Surindar Sah
Guwahati,India

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Thursday, May 14th, 2009

To say "i love u" iz more valuable than granting flowers or
moneny...love iz not a flower nor money to be bought, but a feelings that come
deeper from heart...hv nice PM..ILOVE U...
Submitted by Atlas Hakelo Maluleke
Limpopo, South Africa

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Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Tum ho to har rat diwali
tum ho to har din meri holi hai.
Tum ho to sab kuchh hai
tum nahi to Kuchh bhi nahi. Kuchh bhi nahi.
Submitted by Sameer yagnik 989374**01
Ganj Basoda, India

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Thursday, May 14th, 2009

I Like 3 frends,
1 is sun,
2 is moon,
3 is you,
sun for the day time,
moon for the night time,
you for the life time.
Submitted by priya guwalani
ulhasnagar,India

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Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

roses are red violets are blue
but never seen a donkey like you
Submitted by shailesh
mumbai

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Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Look not mournfully into the past, it comes not back again. Wisely
improve the present, it is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future without
fear and with a manly heart.
Submitted by TINA
ATLANTA, GEORGIA

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Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

aaj 'TOM N JERRY' ki barsi hai...
unki YAAD me plz ye sms kam se kam 1 'CARTOON ko zarur' SEND karen ....
mene to apna farz pura kar diya
Submitted by shaif
india

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Monday, May 11th, 2009

No poems, no fancy words, I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Will You Be My Valentine ???
I LOVE YOU, Dorothy
Submitted by DEEPJYOTI
Assam, India

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Monday, May 11th, 2009

Good friends are those who care without hestiations,
who remember without limitations,
who give without expectation and who even without communication.
Submitted by JAYALAKSHMI
pONDYCHERRY, INDIA

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Monday, May 11th, 2009

Oye mere yaar,
mere dildaar,
meri ferrari car,
mere gitar,
mere dil ke taar,
mere roti ke achar,
mere sone ke haar,
mere dil ke karaar,
I miss u yaar
Submitted by Anil
Gandhidham

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Monday, May 11th, 2009

Har aahat hamara ahsah dilaygi,
Haway hamara kissa dohraygi,
Hum itni dosti bhar denge aapke dil me,
Ki na chahte huy bhi aapko hamari yaad aaygi.
Submitted by Nikesh Verma
Bilaspur, India

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Monday, May 11th, 2009

mayawati,sharad pawaar,jayalalita,raj thakrey,lalu,amar singh,ramvilas paswan,mulayam 1 boat mein ja rahe the.
Boat doob gayi.
socho,kaun bacha?

socho?

HAMARA DESH. JAI HIND.
Submitted by rocky231
delhi,india

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Monday, May 11th, 2009

Far away but always near,
I hold your relationship very clear.....
Ever together but never apart ,
You will always be in my heart .....
Submitted by chiran
patiala,punjab,india

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 Monday, May 11th, 2009

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**
Submitted by p.kumar
hyderabad&india

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