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I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m very desperate for U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That’s all what my mama say to me:p |
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A man was telling his neighbour,
?I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it's state of the art. It's perfect.?
?Really,? answered the neighbour .
?What kind is it??
MAN:? Twelve thirty.? |
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If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?
Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI! |
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Choose four
Select three
Love two
And
Marry one |
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On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay. |
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In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona . |
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What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?
Socho…
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!! |
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UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !! |
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Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! |
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