Weekend Quotes

Friday, June 4th, 2010

Fresh air, fresh idea,
fresh talent, fresh energy,
I wish u to have a
special Sunday..
marvelous Monday,
tasty Tuesday,
wonderful Wednesday,
thankful Thursday,
friendly Friday,
successful Saturday,
*have a great weekend ahead*
Submitted by kavitha Nair
Bangalore

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

A Company Held a Contest for Kids wid d Theme
"D Nicest Thing My Father Ever Did For me"

Award Winning Ans was

"He married my Sweet Mom"
Submitted by DEEPESH
Veraval

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

~Words by broken heart~
Please do not turn back
&
face me one more time.
Bcoz,
I don't have one more heart
to lose with ur smile.."
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

“Interesting Confusions”

1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!
Submitted by Rahman
Lahore, Pakistan

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

A 10 yr old boy went 2 an ice-cream shop & asked: How much a cone costs?
Waiter said: 'Rs.15'
The boy started counting how much he had in his purse. Then, he asked:
How much a small cup cost?
Waiter said:
'Rs.12'
The boy asked for a small cup. He had it, paid bill & left.
When the waiter came to pick the empty plate, he was touched.
The boy had left ' Rs.3 ' coins as tip for him
MORAL :
' Try making everyone happy with something you have . . . :-)
Submitted by DEEPESH RATHOD
VERAVAL

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

Speak 5 Lines to YOURSELF every morning:
1. I am the best.
2. I can do it.
3. God is always with me.
4. I am a winner.
5. Today is my day.
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

tum DIL mango ge to de denge !
DHADKAN mango ge to de denge !
JIGAR mango ge to bhi de denge !
JAAN tak mango ge to de denge !
.........kyu ki charo movie ki CD's ghar par padi hai !!!
Submitted by gurinder
ambala,india

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________
Submitted by Kavi Raj "Patna Wale"
Patna City, Bihar

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

Life is like a coin
Pleasure and pain are the two sides,
Only one side is visible at time,
But remember
other side also waiting for its turn
Submitted by raj@aol
Dubai

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

A shining ANGEL stands beside your bed,
Calling your sweet name soo softly,
throwing flowers on you and saying gud night and sweet dreams.
Submitted by Crazy Boy
Andhra Pradesh 9550 697 397

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u delivers a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Submitted by Crazy Boy
Andhra Pradesh 9550 697 397

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

Life is a Chemistry
Just dilute ur Sorrows Evaporate ur Worries
Filter ur Mistake,
Boil ur Ego &
u wil get Clear Crystals
of happiness.
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

1+1=2 Eyes
Looking 4 U
12+12=24 Hrs
Thinking 4 U
3+4=7 d
Days IN Week
MIssing U
6+6=12 Months
I always Need Friend Like U
Submitted by karishma
thane,india

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Friday, June 4th, 2010

1 Admi Apni biwi se bola- RAJA DASHRATH ki 3 raniya thi Is hisab se mai 2 aur shadiya kar sakta hu

Bivi boli- Bas itna yad rakhna ki DROPDI ke 5 pati the.
Submitted by karishma
thane,india

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