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Saturday, July
30th, 2011
Nothing in this world is expensive than
Having a girlfriend who is totally free on
weekend!
Weekend
SMS Submitted by Arvind Jaiswal
Danapur, Patna, India |
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Friday, July
29th, 2011
All Relations are like an Insurance Policy....
We should regularly pay the Premium....
In mode of Feeling, Love & Care....
To Maintain the Relations....
Good Morning...to all friends...
have a nice day...
Good Morning
SMS Submitted by Jyoti & Janvi
Sarjapur Road, Bangalore |
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Thursday, July
28th, 2011
A Single Harsh Word Spoken
At The Time Of Anger Is So Poisonous
That It Makes Us To forget The
100 Lovable Conversations Within Seconds.
Never get angry, be Happy always!!!
Yeah, like this!
Angry SMS Submitted by
Surya Mittal
Bhopal, MP, Inida |
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Wednesday, July
27th, 2011
An Empty Message also looks Special
when You Truly like the Person who sent it.
Love SMS Submitted by
Meera Patil
Ghansoli, Navi Mumbai |
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Tuesday, July
26th, 2011
Marriage Tip:
When you want to get your Wife's Attention :
"just look Comfortable and Happy...!"
Marriage SMS Submitted by Saad
Hyderabad, India |
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Monday, July
25th, 2011
In school diary- @@@@@@@@@
Teacher: Who's sign is this?
Student: Mom.
Teacher: What is your mother's name?
Student: Jalebi Bai
Funny SMS Submitted by Reena George
Vashi, Navi Mumbai |
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Sunday, July
24th, 2011
MAN: Boy, wats ur dad's name?
BOY: His name is LAUGHING.
MAN: And ur mother's name?
BOY: SMILING.
MAN: You must b kidding?
BOY: No, that's my brother , I'm JOKING!!!!
Funny SMS Submitted by Sandy
Mahabaleshwar, MH, India |
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Saturday, July
23rd, 2011
If you cannot find the brighter side of life,
then polish the darker side.
Attitude is only an instrument to live a better
life.
Quotes
SMS Submitted by Srinivas (Dora)
visakhapatnam |
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Friday, July
22nd, 2011
Beauty is not judged by your clothes or ur
appearance.
It is judged by ur inner beauty.
So change ur underwear daily !!!
Keep cool :L
Submitted by
Kiran
Mumbai |
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Thursday, July
21st, 2011
Santa:- Angrejo ne CHAAND pe PANI aur BARAF ki
khoj kar li hai...
Banta:- Humney ab sirf DAARU aur namkeen leke
jana hai...
SMS Jokes
Submitted by Singham
Noida, India |
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Wednesday, July
20th, 2011
Question: What Is The Most Dangerous Position In
Which To Sleep?
Answer: It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On
Your Office Desk... :-)
Jokes SMS Submitted
by Mahesh
Hardoi, UP, India |
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