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Thursday, March
4th, 2010
Wife:
I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all-day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
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by Dimple
Jodhpur, India |
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Thursday, March
4th, 2010
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
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by Rohan
Nagpur, India |
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Thursday, March
4th, 2010
Lalu: Vidwaano ne kaha hai Ki "MURKH KI BIWI BAHUT SUNDAR
HOTI HAI.
Rabadi: "Dhat! Aapke paas to hamaar taarif k alawa kauno
kaam nahi hai!..
Submitted
by Vishal 9570110536
Ranchi, India |
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Thursday, March
4th, 2010
Wen a girl cheats a boy, he suicides. Hence girls kill a
life.
Bt wen a boy cheats a girl, a baby is born. Hence boys gives
a life.
Moral -boys r always kind hearted
........just for fun...
Submitted
by Vishal 9570110536
Ranchi, India |
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Thursday, March
4th, 2010
Santa- kamine dost se bach kr raho.
Banta- magr kamine dost ka pta kaise chalega.
Santa- simple, saare dosto ko msg karo jo reply na de samjah
lo wo hi kamina hai.
Submitted
by Vishal 9570110536
Ranchi, India |
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Thursday, March
4th, 2010
Girl- kya tum mere ashiq ho?
Boy- han hun.
Girl- to phir mujhe 1000 ka-easy re-charge bhej do.
Boy- main tumhara ashiq hun VODAFONE walo ka DAMAAD nahi.
Submitted
by Vishal 9570110536
Ranchi, India |
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Thursday, March
4th, 2010
UDHAR AAP AUR IDHAR HUM MAJBUR BAITHE HAI,
BAAT HO TO KAISE HO,
JAB DONO TARAF KANJUS BAITHE HO...
Submitted
by BLOSSOM.
MUMBAI |
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Thursday, March
4th, 2010
BUS 1% KAFI HAI MUHABBAT ME,
BAKI BACHE 99% KHARCH DE HIMMAT ME.
Submitted
by dipak patha
BHANAVAD,BODAKI "INDIA" |
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Thursday, March
4th, 2010
ARZ KIYA HAI
MUJHE THI USKE PYAR KI CHHAHAT
WAH WAH
ARZ KIYA HAI
MUJHE THI USKE PYAR KI CHHAHAT
WAH WAH
AUR WO DEKH RAHI THI SONY-TV PE AAHAT
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by jas
india |
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Thursday, March
4th, 2010
Pyarisi dosti ko salam hamara,....
Aap kaise ho sawal hamara, yaad karte rahenge ye wada hamara
......
filhal kUbul kijiye.. Hello hamara.
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by Rajesh Ramilla
Ballarshah(maha) |
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Thursday, March
4th, 2010
An idea can change your life
But,
A woman can change your IDEA....
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SO,
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.ALWAYS CHANGE WOMAN TO CHANGE IDEAS
what an idea sir jee
Submitted
by samiullah
srinagar |
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