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Last
night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!” |
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My
wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met. |
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Friends
Are like Priya Gold Biscuitť Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai |
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Wife:
If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai |
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What
is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p |
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Wife:-I
will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D |
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Wife
: Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. |
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What
is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so. |
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Interviewer
to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire” |
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Wife:
You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What
other problem Can there be greater than this one? |
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wife: honey, what
r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date |
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